This comes from our pal Bob (commenter name: kwantiko), who perfectly captures the hopeless ineptitude of the Lions and the fans' inability to do anything to stop them:
With the 2nd overall pick in the 2007 NFL Draft the Lions select Maurice Clarett. No, seriously. What? He's in jail? OK, give us a minute to think this over. With the 2nd overall pick in the 2007 NFL Draft the Lions pick Maurice Clarett. Yeah, we thought it over and we think he'll come around. They have gyms in prison, right?