Samac: Will Someone Get These Kids Laid?
We've got another contributor joining the fray, here. His name's Shawn Samac. Welcome him as you would any other outstanding gentleman.
Either this is exclusive footage from last week's Association of Midwestern Virgins get-together or it's two kids engaged in a parody of Justin Timberlake's "Sexy Back" entitled "Shuffle Back." On second thought, maybe it's both.
It was only a matter of time before someone resurrected the shuffle. Let's just be grateful that it wasn't the 2007 Chicago Bears themselves. Kyle Orton isn't exactly known for his dance moves.
What does it say about the Bears' chances on Sunday when a barely post-pubescent boy on YouTube wearing a Rex Grossman jersey can grow facial hair and their starting quarterback can't?
Credit to Fleece the Pig, Flog the Pony for the video.
