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Your Video Summary of the NCAA Tournament

I don't think I've touched college basketball all season, except for the glorious "This Is Why You Suck" video. Well, apologies. The truth is, I absolutely cannot sit through a college basketball game. It's tough enough for me to watch an NBA game, and those guys are actually good (albeit overpaid and insufferable).

ANYWAY, I was thinking that since, you know, the tournament ended last night (thank you!), and it was sort of a big deal that Florida was going for back-to-back titles against The Big Emotionless, I'd finally hunker down and watch the game....

...Yeah, about that. Never happened. I had more important things to do, like clip my toenails. So you're getting the lazy way out -- a montage! And since I have nothing else to add, I'll just post some of the lyrics to "Montage" below.

"Sure a lot of things happing at once,
Remind everyone what's going on (what's going on)
And when every shot you show a little improvement
Just show it all or it will take to long
That's called a montage (montage)
Ooh we want montage (montage)"

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