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This Is Why Duke Sucks, Apparently

I'm not really into college basketball, but one thing I know, unequivocally, is that DUKE = BAD. I'm not good at putting words to thoughts -- yet oddly enough I aspire to write for a living -- so thankfully this video exists. I basically can't top or add onto anything that they've said. But they've also hated Duke a lot longer than I have -- Peter Rosenberg, the not-black guy behind this song, is, like Kyle, a Maryland alumni.

As much as I like this video -- and I do -- it doesn't mean as much to me as it does with college hoops addicts (who hate Duke like I hate the New York Rangers). That is, until the Nate Fisher reference. Good ol' Nate.

Courtesy of the mothership.