So I think it's become painfully obvious that neither Kyle or I have enough time to update this site with the frequency and quality that both you and we would like.
It isn't as if we've lost sight of you, our beloved reader (when I say "you," I don't intend it to be the royal "you." I'm actually speaking directly to our one reader). We simply have a lot going on right now. It pains us to admit this as much as it pains you to read it, I'm sure.
So be a part of the solution, not the problem. Help us out. Please. We're looking for contributors. It doesn't matter if you fancy yourself a journalist, a humorous bloke, or an artist -- as long as you can give us something that tickles are tingly parts and pertains to sports, we're happy. Our minds haven't been this open to new experiences since that night at the tranny bar. I think Kyle agrees that didn't turn out so bad.
Join the GloNo empire, where there are treasures abound. If you're interested, please email me ASAP. I've got some interesting things in mind for the future of The Out Route, and you can get in on the ground floor when our readership expands to six, nay, seven! people per day.
Seriously, hook up that email and get in touch.