Kenny Rogers' Filthy Hands
I don't care what that is on Kenny Rogers' hand. Or whether he was/has been cheating. It holds no importance to me. But please, please, please. I beg everyone, I do not want to look at it anymore.
Already this morning, I've seen roughly 247,712 shots of Rogers' hand at various points in the regular season and the playoffs, and I am disgusted. Maybe it's pine tar, maybe it's a clump of dirt, maybe he forgot to use toilet paper before wiping his ass. I don't know. But it's gross. Knock it off.
(And yes, I understand that I contradicted myself by putting a picture with this post, but in case you haven't seen it anywhere else [a dubious and doubtful assumption], now you know why I'm disgusted.)
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