There are certain life lessons I've learned in my 22 years -- namely, things like this are usually too good to be true. Regardless, it supplied a hearty chuckle for the day. The people at Media Take Out have posted a picture of what appears to be Michael Vick with a blunt in one hand and a herpes sore on the side of his mouth. The picture was taken from his girlfriend's MySpace page. I won't post the picture here because I don't want to steal their thunder, but it's highly skeptical and equally hilarious. If it were Marcus, I wouldn't doubt it for a second. But I'll still hold hopes that it's real.