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June 29, 2007

Congratulations to an Overlooked Great

One of the few things my mom and I have in common is a crush on Scott Stevens. She likes his rugged yet handsome face, ripped muscles and gentlemanly glasses. I like his attitude, his leadership, his undeniable excellence,...

June 28, 2007

Chris Benoit -- WWE's Most Intriguing Story

I've kept quiet about pro wrestling for awhile. It's been tough because I'm a big fan. I can name the winner of past Royal Rumbles and Wrestlemanias like I can with Super Bowl winners. I don't, however, view it...

Gary Bettman Inexplicably Hates Canada

When I heard that the Nashville Predators were almost guaranteed to move to the metropolis that is Hamilton, Ontario, I wondered how they'd compete with the Maple Leafs. Hamilton has 1/5th the population of Toronto. It's also located between...

Disregard My Previous Kobe Comments

Turns out, Kobe isn't a victim. He's just an idiot. Here's what I said last week, regarding the the 24-second clip (enough time for Kobe to dribble around the frontcourt, ignoring the four open guys he could pass to!)...

June 27, 2007

Little League = Little Miss Sunshine

We need to stop living vicariously through children. I'm speaking in generalizations, here, but whether you're talking about soccer moms and little league fathers or mothers who use their daughters as pawns in the disgusting youth beauty pageant circle,...

June 26, 2007

Happy Birthday To Us

We're late! Which isn't to say we're pregnant (we were safe and spent the next morning jumping up and down, just in case), but to take a moment and reflect on a day in the blogosphere that quietly passed --...

June 20, 2007

Making It Rain on Pacman's Parade

Bemoan Pacman Jones all you want. You can point the finger and judge (that's probably the Christian in you), and you can call him whatever pleases you -- "thug," "gangster," and "poo-breath" are all fair game. Obviously, strip club...

San Diego: Lock Up Your Women and Children

I like Michael Barrett. And it's not because of his less-than-sparkling .256 average and occasionally atrocious play in the field. It's because sometimes you have to put a pitcher in his place. Just like women. And Barrett's not afraid...

What's Eating Kobe Bryant?

There is no ultimate good that can come from the invention of the camera. Yeah, sure, you've got pieces of your Bar Mitzvah preserved for eternity, but is it worth the trade off of offering up the most precious...

June 16, 2007

Ah, More Horrible Sports Coverage by Fox

You sick of Barry Bonds? Think he's over-exposed and want to vomit every time you hear his name or see his face? Fox has the cure -- the opposite cure. Fox, and ESPN, who I'm sorely disappointed in for...

June 13, 2007

Please Vote for Me -- I Need the Self-Esteem

UPDATE - The voting ended in a tie last night and has been extended. And I'm falling fast. Vote often! From numerous computers! Thanks to all of your help, not to mention that of my stunningly handsome visage, I was...

June 12, 2007

Who's the Next Idiot to Gamble on Culpepper?

The other week, I saw some kid walking into 7-11 wearing a Miami Culpepper jersey. I just wanted to give him my condolences for such a bad purchase. Much like Moss' Raiders jersey or Alonzo Mourning's Nets jersey, it's...

June 6, 2007

Billy's Bitch Out is Complete

It looks like Billy Donovan is now the college coach that lasted the shortest amount of time in the NBA. Orlando released him from his contract so he could return to the University of Florida. Congrats buddy. You have...

The Blogger Tournament

Sports blogging has gotten big pretty quickly. You know it's true because I won't do anything until it's firmly entrenched as a trend and everyone else is doing it. It's an easy and safe way to avoid getting made fun...